Filmmaking Techniques That I Don't Approve
Here's a list of filmmaking techniques that I wouldn't agree with. It's not that these would cause any harm, I just have a reason I wouldn't do them. Let's get on with the four things.
#1. Makeup
I am a good cartoon artist, my drawing skills have always been good, but I'm no makeup artist. I worn eyeliner one Halloween for a tempted zombie costume and it itched, it took forever it to get off my face too. Movie and television makeup seems like it would be gross to handle, so I'm not doing it. Actresses can just put their own makeup on. Also, a lot of creature makeup and masks are made of latex and I'm allergic to latex, I'd rather make creature heads out of cardboard boxes.
Frankenstein (1931)
#2. Spandex
I've actually never worn spandex before, so I don't know how to comment on it other than it looks tight and it might be kind of uncomfortable. But I have taped and ironed things to shirts and it didn't stay on very well. So I'm not doing it. I've created a superhero outfit for Halloween one year and it was a mask made from fabric, an orange T-shirt with an emblem on it, shorts the same color as the shirt, a big fluffy wig and shoes and gloves the same color as the mask.
Fantastic Four (2005)
Power Rangers SPD (2005)
#4. Animatronics
This is the last one and it's also a biggee, I have never even learned robotics. Animatronics are worth tons and tons of money and require a lot of mechanism. I would rather do puppets.
Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
In all honesty, I would rather make low-budget movies and do them mostly by myself, not with much help. My mom will always help me with the music, but I'll always be the director, writer, producer, editor, animator and executive producer, as well as play most of the characters.
I've actually never worn spandex before, so I don't know how to comment on it other than it looks tight and it might be kind of uncomfortable. But I have taped and ironed things to shirts and it didn't stay on very well. So I'm not doing it. I've created a superhero outfit for Halloween one year and it was a mask made from fabric, an orange T-shirt with an emblem on it, shorts the same color as the shirt, a big fluffy wig and shoes and gloves the same color as the mask.
Fantastic Four (2005)
#3. Redecorating an old car
This one is a biggee, I got my learner's permit this year, but I don't even have the money to afford a car at all yet. Cars are worth tons and tons of money, I live in a ranch that only has rooms for two cars and I don't want to know what paint that sticks to fiberglass could do to me.
This one is a biggee, I got my learner's permit this year, but I don't even have the money to afford a car at all yet. Cars are worth tons and tons of money, I live in a ranch that only has rooms for two cars and I don't want to know what paint that sticks to fiberglass could do to me.
Power Rangers SPD (2005)
This is the last one and it's also a biggee, I have never even learned robotics. Animatronics are worth tons and tons of money and require a lot of mechanism. I would rather do puppets.
In all honesty, I would rather make low-budget movies and do them mostly by myself, not with much help. My mom will always help me with the music, but I'll always be the director, writer, producer, editor, animator and executive producer, as well as play most of the characters.
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